365

Virgin365: day two hundred and ninety-two…Auditioned on Crutches


Virgin365: day one hundred and sixty-nine…Made My Own Parking Spot


Virgin365: day one hundred and thirty-nine…Stood in my OWN Gum!


Virgin365: day one hundred and seven…F1 on the Street


Operation 365 Poem: day 349…Drug Addicted Whore

Drug Addicted Whore

Frozen
On the floor
Waiting to audition
For a drug addicted whore

Looking around
Everyone is the same
Dark clothes
Mouthing words like they’re insane

The goth look
All pale looking and skinny
Then there’s me
Watching, drinking coffee

No goth look
Not skinny, but maybe pale
Not on purpose though
Just naturally stale

Like I’ve burned the candle
Like I’m past my expiration
Only brightness is my green shirt
And my mind on vacation

Guess I’ll have to “act”
Guess I’ll have to charm
Like a ticking bomb
Well…let’s hope…
But right now perhaps too calm


Operation 365 Poem: day 47…Intervene

Intervene

Adult
Or child?

Responsible
Or wild?

Mummy
Or cool mum?

Water
Or dark rum?

Bedtime
Or clubbing?

Sipping
Or guzzling?

Smoking
Or clean?

Someone
Intervene!!


Operation 365 Poem: day 38…Jury Duty

Jury Duty

Last night call
Meant yes to jury duty
Worst timing
Told hubby to dress fruity 🙂

Had meetings
Had planned work
Stuck at home
With a baby that’s berserk 🙂

Instead had to Skype
With babe on hand
Running to cries
A one man band

Stupid jury duty
Knows when to get you
Not a nice date
Not someone to be next to

Messed up the day
But then luck came around
Fruity got the booty
So tomorrow, paint the town!


Operation 365 Poem: day 35…Dog and Pony Life

Dog and Pony Life

Get it together
Keep it smart
Don’t be a wiener
Don’t be a fart

Pull your socks up
Over your head
Stand up straight
To get ahead

Pick your feet up
And take flight
Dream big
Dream all night

Wash your clothes
Wash your face
Never get caught
Never leave waste

Bow to the sky
With your head down low
All this advice
Is the word, so….

Bottom line
Life’s a dog and pony show


Operation 365 Poem: day 33…La di Blah

La di Blah

Annoying

so
Boring
now
Snoring

Ignoring
it’s
Morning

Light
too
Bright

no
Sight
just
White

a
Fight

i
Prayed

need
Shade

some
Aid?
please
Trade!

deal
Made

Fed

dark
Spread

lay
Head
in
Bed

lots

(un)

Said


Operation 365 Poem: day 25…Immunizations

Immunizations

So big
So brave
Needle time
Not his fav

Little pout
Little cry
Two short bursts
Then a smile

So good
So strong
In and out
Didn’t take long

Little prick
Little blood
Bandaid on
Let’s go bud

Clothes on
Time for food
You are one
Fearless dude!