YOU COMPETE ME 365: Cross-Quiz Hotseat

YOU COMPETE ME 365: Hearts to Eyes

YOU COMPETE ME 365: Bikini Top‎ Versus Cartwheel

TESTING 1…2…365: Lunges for Tight Washed Jeans

TESTING 1…2…365: No Sports Bra Increases Workout


365 ONE: day 231…Boob Belly Shelf

Day 213: August 26th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Precious” by Depeche Mode

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Creepo In The Corner”

Anything to Note =

I had a boozy long lunch yesterday – well not me of course, my friends Clare, Emily and Laura did and did me proud by drinking for me and the little schmonkie 🙂

It was also pouring out, I mean super pouring, so we got stuck, and even though the restaurant we went to was close to me, it was crazy sideways rain outside so we stayed. We all met for lunch and left 6 hours later in the prime of dinner time! I’m sure the wait staff must have loved us haha!

Anyway, the convo naturally would always come around to babies frequently. And with each bottle of wine all the fun questions came out!

As well as the baby naming game!! Which I had to shut down haha!!

I know, I know – I have to deal with that soon – trying to finish this one book first and then will move on back to the baby name book!

Names game then moved to feeling Bubbles game 🙂

I loved how everyone wants to feel the little monkey move – and despite the little one being naughty and usually not bubbling when you want him to, they actually managed to feel him! I think me sitting for 6 hours schmooshed him enough for him to have to shift about! Sorry Tess – I know you waited for ages at my NYC baby shower to feel a kick/bubble and got nothing but that doesn’t mean the little schmonkie doesn’t love you!!!

Anyway, one of the best questions asked yesterday was – do my boobs rest on my belly now?? And I had never really thought about it to be honest or noticed that as something hilarious, as it is, as they do rest there!! Haha!! When I sit down – like right now writing this blog – its like a perfect perch!

I guess I never imagined that the pregnant belly would sit out and from so high up – although that’s the stereotype for carrying a boy – but I also don’t have small boobs. I looked down as I was about to type and yup, they are sitting on their belly shelf haha!!

I could hide things under there! Or lose things!! 🙂

I’ve been watching those Border Patrol shows on TV…so this could be a good smuggling tactic haha!!


365 ONE: day 196…Blackberry Addict


Day 196: July 22nd, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Gardening – with Trimmer and Rake

Dance of the Day was = “To Kokkino Foustani” by Eleftheria Arvanitaki

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Boob Lay”

Anything to Note =

What would I do without my blackberry??

No seriously!

I have had in and out reception since I have been in the UK and it just makes me realize how reliant I am on my blackberry working. And when I have no reception or messages won’t send it is really really annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does that say about me though??

That I can’t live without my blackberry??…..TRUE!!!

That I feel lost without my blackberry on me and working??…..TRUE!!!

That I get super impatient and constantly try to change the networks in order to make my blackberry send messages faster or receive them or do something??……TRUE!!!


But it’s the blackberry’s fault with its red flashing and beeping that calls out my name…





Being a blackberry addict doesn’t make me a bad person, does it??

It means I am constantly stimulating myself and exercising my brain and of course you have to consider the finger and hand fitness!! HAHA!!


I am not alone though!!

Let’s face it – EVERYONE is addicted to their phones! Especially you iphone users!!! You can’t deny that 🙂


365 ONE: day 144…Boob Food Catcher

Day 144: May 31st, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Philosophy Poem”

Anything to Note =

Today my boobs were made for something other than boobs – they were the perfect food catchers!


First was in the morning with a piece of crumpet when I was eating my breakfast at the office. Later it was some fish from the fish & chips I was eating that I scooped out on the street – I thought it had fallen but didn’t know for sure until we moved and left the bar and I felt something!

My big boobs and my sports bra seem to be the perfect catcher now that they are bigger!

I guess it prevents the food from falling down me and my white shirt 🙂

That’s all I got today!


365 ONE: day 41…pajama crazy…yup, that’s me!

Day 41: February 18th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “1, 2, 3, 4, Get With The Wicked” by Richard Blackwood

Improvised Acting video I uploaded to my other blog = “Freestyle Gibberish”

Anything to Note =

Once again, there is no doubt that I am C. R. A. Z. Y. !!!!

Oh, I fully admit it!!

I had to get my 365 criteria done as have two performances today so wanted to make sure I was done before I left for the theatre so most of my criteria was done with me in my ridiculous massive pajamas, and as quiet as possible to not wake anyone up. I look like and feel like a hobo in this outfit! But I do like me some baggy pajamas 🙂

FALSE….it clearly does not deter me!!!

I proceeded after the stretching and fitness criteria in my baggy pajamas to then do the video upload…where my blue massive pajamas are definitely featured! And how ridiculous I am!! I sat in the spare room and stared at my ipod and then just decided to turn it on and free associate, and maybe it will turn into something like freestyling??!! UMMMMMM….you should take a look at what a tired, slow, white girl in pajamas sounds like “freestylin'” HAHA! My brain would not move fast enough that early in the morning!!

Then another true form of white girl trash happened…

I wanted to do the dance of the day but didn’t want to go in and wake Stuart up to get my sports bra as he had a long well-earned drinking night for post Fashion work and came back late, soooo…decided it would have to do if I just held my boobs to dance!! Ridiculous! I also didn’t want to spend the whole song with no arm movements so at times I maneuvered myself to be able to hold both boobs with one arm while I waved the other about like a banshee and then switched!

I must have looked like I was on drugs!!!

Ahhhh…what I do for love haha! 🙂

365 ONE: day 36…exhibitionist?

Day 36: February 13th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “17” by Manos Pyrobolakhs (summer mix)

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Elevator Shaft”

Anything to Note =

I had some funny exhibitionist moments today – not that I am not always an exhibitionist because I know I am…but I just find it funny when I notice it outright.


Had a hectic run around day today, with an Aussie Belvita commercial audition in the middle of it that was sprung on me last minute so looked a mess! But I still found a way to play “the sex” in it somehow…and I am not really sure looking back that it was necessarily called for, or a good choice…hmmmmm. But I went with it! I rocked up to the audition in sweatpants for my later tech for my show after, so was completely underdressed, not showered and had no clue which dialect I was supposed to be using! I watched how others around me transformed into beautiful audition persons from the bathroom as they readied themselves, so I had to do something! 🙂

I decided to do my improvised acting video in that odd outside part I had found in one of the stairways at the office. It opened up to an outside elevator shaft that dropped into an abyss 17 flights down that is quite scary – so played out some sort of anxiety scene with the huffing and puffing, however, if anyone had walked past in the hallway on the other side they might have thought I was having sex out there! When I listened to the recording that’s what I immediately thought of…and you know what, I secretly was hoping someone did walk past and think that 🙂

I again decided to do my dance on the street outside of my apartment. I had on my coat and layers and such so was funny but it is soooo nice to dance in the brisk weather and with room around, and of course with potential viewers! It was a Greek summer dance hit and it was short but with the amount of people passing on my side and the other side of the street, and the lights on from all the apartments above, it made me transform and perform for them! I actually started doing dance moves that could potentially, to the observer, look like I am practising some sort of dance choreography – which I kind of liked and went with – and added some boob shakes around here and there of course 🙂

Some hints of my exhibitionism today…