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Virgin365: day nineteen…Train Loo Dance


Virgin365: day twelve…Adult Diaper


Virgin365: day ten…Fire Blanket


Virgin365: day six…Car Lap Dancing


Operation 365 Poem: day 263…Need to Dance

Need to Dance

Need to dance
Need to feel the groove
Need to separate the good
From the bad mood

Need to rock the beat
Do it Gangnam Style
Need to be consumed in the dark
Turn the frown to a smile

Anybody out there
Want to come dance with me?
I promise you booze
And moments of ecstasy

How can you say no to that
It’s a true win win
Come live it up
Live your life in sin

Put your booty next to mine
Let’s go for a spin!


365 ONE: day 187…Day With My Sister And Her Cute Schmonkeys!

Day 187: July 13th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Playing with 7 kids!!

Dance of the Day was = “Party Rockers Anthem (Arion Dubstep Remix)” by LMFAO

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Bath Time”

Anything to Note =

Today Stuart and I drove to Loughborough to spend the day with my sister and her family! It was an early rise with traffic and rain and road works, but so worth the trip!! I had not met three out of the four of my sister’s kids and could not wait to finally meet the little shmonkeys! And they were cute little schmonkeys indeed!

Schmonkeys must run in the family 🙂

SOOOOOOO cute and adorable!!

The last time I had seen them was in Greece when I had baptised their oldest Max….and he is now 7 and half years old!! He was a little bambino being dunked into the oil at the church and now he’s almost as tall as I am!! Granted, I am only 5’2″ but still! Crazy times! How time flies and flies!

Max picked out the dance of the day song, although we found a remix on youtube of it instead of the original, and we got the whole gang involved with some 365…

Max and the next oldest Will also accompanied me in doing my push ups and planks – which was very sweet of them – although I believe they gave up by the time I got to my sit ups…and I don’t blame them! I would give up too haha! They must have been like, “What is Auntie Zoe doing??!!”

Little Tommy, who is the youngest boy, didn’t even bother to join in because he knew Auntie Zoe is a nutso!! A nutso I say! A super…

I of course could not wait to meet little Ruby – our token girl in the family 🙂 Counting my little schmonko to come, Ruby is the only girl among 7 brothers and cousins! And she is so smiley!! You just say her name in a higher pitch and she lights up! Cutie cutie pie – I had to use her bath time as my video upload today 🙂

We also got to see and meet Steph’s husband’s brother and his three kids too – also adorable – so there was a wild pack of 7 running around!

7 children…despite how cute and well behaved…not sure 7 are in the cards for us!! NOPE SIREE!! Sorry Stuart if you wanted a total of 7 coz you ain’t gonna get it haha! Although, he was there with me with 7 around, and methinks he would be okay to not have 7 either!

Let’s get through the one first before anything further is considered – being around all these kids of different ages still did not kick me into reality! What will I wonder??

It was a lovely and beautiful day and I already miss them all 😦

Stuart finally got to meet my sister!! Finally!! And the fam! So that was nice. We will have to skype them so I can see them more often as it was way too long and I can’t let that long pass again until I see their cute little faces.

We did leave with some parenting pointers…

1). enjoy our time now before there IS no time haha!

2). if the kid doesn’t eat anything or doesn’t like anything or won’t eat anything then we should try a hot dog bun, buttered, with soy sauce on it!! 🙂

3). and always have an ipad handy as that is the center and key of it all!!!!!


365 ONE: day 152…Dance Maniac on Seltzer!

Day 152: June 8th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Calabria” by Rune RK

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Mirror Mirror”

Anything to Note =

So I’ve been told that the baby can hear everything now soooooo….

…..last night I was dancing like a mad woman at the ASC benefit party for AIDS – hours and hours of dancing – and hours and hours of LOUD music! So the baby must have hated me!!

It was hosted by a celebrity drag queen who sang a parody about Whores – nice 🙂 Lots of language about sex toys and the porn star celebrity that was the main endorser for this benefit…I see that my child is already getting educated then!!! Especially as the main gist was to practice safe sex 🙂

I was called quite the party animal last night! Although I kept wanting to go into my full-out techno energetic dancing or start jumping and then realized how heavy I was and couldn’t – and probably shouldn’t! But I had to keep reminding myself when I got swept up in the music! My bump also made my dress shorter so every time I raised my hands it would severely rise – and no one wants to see my whale butt!!

The poor child….having a mother who is out dancing like crazy with a drag queen and a porn star while pregnant haha!!

I didn’t know this porn star but her name was something like Savanna?? Not that I watch a lot of porn, but no one seemed to know who she was but who looks and remembers the face, right?? (This kid is really in for a crazy ride with crazy me around – just re-read what I wrote haha!!)

This Savanna something also had her own wine!! She donated all the wine for the open bar, so she is a porn star and has her own winery??!! WOWZA!! Multi-talented!!

I found a picture of her….

Own up – who knows this porn star????

This benefit was open bar so sadly I could not partake in all the free porn star wine and fancy cocktails…BUT…it only proves I clearly do not need my tequila to be a dance maniac haha! Just me and my seltzer 🙂

My feet are still hurting today – so I definitely was on FIRE last night!

And for a good reason of course…for ASC…so worth it!


365 ONE: day 151…Off Balance Heffa Here!

Day 151: June 7th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = ASC Aids Benefit Party Dancing

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Dancing to Amanda’s Laptop Music”

Anything to Note =

I had an off-balance morning today!

I tripped not once, but TWICE, on the way to and from the bathroom – granted there are clothes and stuff everywhere in our apartment as I haven’t unpacked from Vermont or my filmshoot in MD that was like a month ago!!!

Then, I got into the shower and almost fell! That was a little scary actually as I was not expecting that and that’s never happened before.

Soooooo….the belly is throwing me off I guess?? Top heavy am I?? Or just plain retard0??!!!

I overheard some strange things on the subway today…

One guy was picking up this one lady he was sitting next to – and it worked as he gave her his number and address!! Which is funny isn’t it? Who gives their address haha!! But since  I was standing right next to them I now know where he lives in Brooklyn 🙂 His pick up line was “Are you in makeup?” HAHAHA!!

Then I overheard another woman say she ran out of water at home so had to bring ice!! WHAT??!!! And then she pulled out an ice cube from her purse to suck on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOWZA!!


365 ONE: day 140…Mind Tricks

Day 140: May 27th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Leave Me Alone” by Michael Jackson

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Peep Hole”

Anything to Note =

Do you know what I find interesting? The tricks your mind plays on you when you only see certain things, or a glimpse of something. For example while on the subway, and you only see something on a person from the corner of your eye and you assume one thing about the person standing next to you and then you later look and realize that’s totally not who you thought was there!

I saw a guy next to me who was wearing a Mets shirt and I could see in my short glimpse out of the corner of my eye that he had a belly, so I thought a middle-aged man was standing next to me who was a Mets baseball fan. I could completely picture who this middle-aged man was, or at least my mind filled in the blanks based off those few facts I had caught a glimpse of.

But then I looked around later to get out the way of the opening subway doors and I had to double take! This middle-aged Mets fan was in fact a teenager/young scrawny guy with nerdy glasses on and the Mets shirt he was wearing was huge on him so it looked like he had a belly I guess in the corner of my eye when it billowed out as the train moved.

It was weird as it was a totally different guy to who I thought I was riding next to for almost all of my journey! It threw me because it had been a comfortable fact that I knew who was next to me and then realizing my expectations were wrong took me a moment to take in.

This happens a lot to me – since I am constantly tired and that doesn’t help – and not just with people but everything, especially mis-reading things around me.

Like yesterday I was walking down the street and of course in my usual rush, this time pulling a suitcase full of props and late to rehearsal, or trying to not be late I should say, and I had not only to double take but also to stop as I got caught off guard. I thought the awning to the building ahead read:

“The Menopause”

when it actually read:

“The Millenium”

HAHA!! Not even close!!

Perhaps I need more sleep as that was two events yesterday so hmmmm….

And I found out I have to be the prompter for the show I am working on so I really need to be able to focus on the script to read out their lines when prompted!!! I can’t screw that up!


365 ONE: day137…Subconscious Can Be Mean

Day 137: May 24th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Free Falling (Radio Mix)” by South Side Crew

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Hey Stuart, You’re So Fine”

Anything to Note =

It’s always nice to bump into someone in the morning on the subway! You’d think actually that it would be ugh as I’m such a non-morning person, and grouchy, and always sooo tired. So you’d think that  I would prefer to be in my own world. And I normally hardly notice my surroundings or people I know anyway as I am always in my own world, or as some people say “on a mission” so just so busy that I have no time to take anything in and notice anyone!

But today I did look up and happen to see my friend. And those moments, brief moments, when saying hey and catching up actually was nice as it takes your mind off all the crap! And you also get to commiserate with them about the crap! 🙂

Although that’s my take on it – he probably was like “Ugh. Let me get back to my Kindle” Hahaha!!

I was actually especially grouchy this morning as had dreams I got my Green Card! Soooooo mean!! Thanks Subconscious!

What a nice surprise to wake up to reality and realize that it wasn’t true. Boo 😦

Actually my friend on the train who I bumped into was the perfect person to see as it fit right in line! You see, he is Turkish and married his American wife last year after being together for a long long time, and he got his Green Card instantly!! So of course I dream of me getting the Green Card and then its a friggin’ dream, and THEN I bump into the one person who got his Green Card effortlessly!!

AHHHHHHHH!!

How the universe works!!