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365 ONE: day 242…MORE Movement!

Day 242: September 6th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Flower” by Moby

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Carrots”

Anything to Note =

Sooooooo….

All the books I have been reading say that the kicking and movement in my pregnant whale bump belly should be less now and/or less pronounced – which makes sense as there is less room for the little one to move in at this stage.

But………

There has been no slowing down of movement. Or less kicking/bubbling.

There has been MORE!!!

It’s like a constant bubble show down there!

Seriously!

I’m constantly bulging at the top of my belly with his feet prodding out all over! Happening right now as I type! Happens ALL the time!

And these prods are BIG still, not minor like the books say.

Soooooo…..

Does that mean that the little one is going to be the next Hulk Hogan?

Or is he getting so fat from all that I’m eating that he is super uncomfortable in the lack of space and fighting to find some room?

Or is he kicking me to show me his rebellious and naughty side from now so that I can be prepared for what the next decadeSSS will be like ahead?

Or is he trying to push down to get out?

Or is he in a constant sugar shock? And freaking out? Like mother like son!!!! Haha!!

I guess we will have to see.

In the famous words of everyone around me: “it’s countdown time”!!!!!

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365 ONE: day 174…Baby Shower!

Day 174: June 30th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “Breakeven” by The Script

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Baby Shower”

Anything to Note =

Today was my baby shower!!

Thank you Paloma, Tess, Brianna and Elisabeth for hosting and throwing me a wonderful and amazing baby shower!!! You guys are amazing and the best, and too good to me!!

Thank you guys for also creating the Fat Jar! And taking some of my money!!! ARGH!!! I was warned this would exist at the baby shower – if I called myself Fat I would have to put a dollar into the Fat Jar! Well, I thought it was just the word Fat, but apparently it applied to any synonym of the word Fat…so when I called myself a Whale…twice apparently…I lost some money!

And I really had to catch myself since I wore a form-fitting, or rather bump-forming, dress today. I figured I had to actually show off the bump since the day was about the bump!! And celebrating the bump! So I couldn’t wear my usual hiding massive outfits!

So when I tried to lie down on the loungers to do some Zoe tanning, (although people came to get me out of the sun and not overheat the little schmonkey so that failed), and people were taking photos I called myself a Whale….and BOOM!! There went some money!

So it worked guys as I held back as much as I could after that!!!

It was a great day!! Even though the little schmonkey did not give Tess or Michelle what they wanted – a bubble!! The little schmonkey was probably mad at me for being in the heat, and on my feet all day, and eating all kinds of random food!

Tess tried very hard to get some sort of kick – she sang to the belly, she spoke to the belly, she blew raspberries into the belly! She even went through names to see if any of them would get a reaction! Sadly, he did not give Auntie Tess anything! Already a rebel, I see!

Thank you to all that came up to the rooftop in Harlem to celebrate with us – especially to Michelle who traveled all the way from Maryland to be with us today!

I will miss you all when gone for the next six months!! 😦

SOOOOO weird!

No really….that’s SOOOO weird!