365

Operation 365 Poem: day 359…Pee Show

Pee Show

What do you do
When you need to go to the loo
But stuck in your studio seat?

You smile and pretend
And hold it until the end
Until all the filming is complete

You can’t interrupt the taping
So you learn to get good at faking
Convincing yourself you don’t need to pee

At least I got to see the show
Audience seats opened due to snow
So being out there was a freebie

But on the flipside that meant
I couldn’t pee before my segment
Where I was cast to be in a workout

So when you see it on TV
And I look like I need to pee
That’s because I DO – especially in the jumping about!


365 ONE: day 182…Alien Growing

Day 182: July 8th, 2012 = COMPLETE!!!!!

Cardio was = Walking

Dance of the Day was = “We Don’t Care” by Akon

Improvised Acting Video I uploaded to my other blog was = “Baby Books”

Anything to Note =

I had a crappo night last night.

No sleep again 😦

Yesterday evening I started to feel really uncomfortable…higher than my baby bump…in my ribs area…was the little schmonkey there perhaps? Or my organs shifting?

I don’t know.

Every time I lay down I felt like I couldn’t sit up again but roll to get up as it was tender and weird.

There is just no room to expand – and when you think about it it’s really strange…making room for a growing alien!! Organs moving around and out of the way…what the???!!!!

CREEPY!!

So amid the discomfort this little alien was obviously on my bladder all night, which meant I had to pee constantly!!! But could never empty my bladder, so it was a looooong night of constant waking up and going to the loo….Nice!!

Boo 😦

I see that the little schmonkey already has its control over me!!

As a result I had dreams of being at camp?? Strange!

This whole thing is just bizarre! Strange! Weird! Odd!

The miracle of life….more like the freaky miracle of life!!!!!!

Scary!!!!!