What Did I Expect?
What did I expect
After four days of eating?
That I would be just fine?
That I wouldn’t take a beating?
Even before these four days
I hadn’t had time to go to the gym
So all I did was speedwalk
And even that was pretty dim
Granted I maybe should have eaten
Before I got onto that treadmill
And perhaps stretched a bit
And woken up with a coffee fill
And I didn’t have to race
Against the girl on the one next to me
Just jumping right to a high speed
I don’t believe in a slow build apparently
I also can’t not push myself
It’s pretty clear that I’m insane
So we all know this poem means nothing
And I will do this all again!!!